Ladies, gentlemen, and those who’ve yeeted their gender into the void—welcome to $SHIM, the meme coin that’s hairier than a trans lumberjack convention and twice as unhinged!
Leading the charge is our mascot, Jeff, the Bearded Bitch, a flannel-wearing, axe-swinging icon with a beard so majestic it could star in its own action movie. Picture Jeff strutting through a forest of normies, flipping off woke culture with one hand and hodling $SHIM with the other. This ain’t your grandma’s crypto—this is $SHIM, the token that laughs in the face of political correctness and dives headfirst into absurdity. Available at First Ledger with a massive 100 billion token supply and a future drop of NFTs (or as we call ‘em, NJeff T’s) Named after our bearded queen, Jeff. This coin is here to make you laugh, make you rich, and maybe make you question everything. $SHIM isn’t just a coin—it’s a middle finger to the establishment, a love letter to chaos, and a ticket to the most ridiculous crypto party ever thrown, with Jeff, the Bearded Bitch, as your VIP host.
Why $SHIM? Because we’re not here to hold hands and sing kumbaya. We’re here to celebrate the glorious absurdity of a world where beards grow where they damn well please, and nobody’s got time for your binary nonsense—especially not Jeff, who’s too busy chugging whiskey and bench-pressing societal norms. With 100 billion tokens flooding the XRP ledger there’s enough $SHIM to make even the most clean-shaven skeptic grow a metaphorical beard of envy. Hold onto your axe handles, because those NJeff T’s? They’re not just digital collectibles featuring Jeff and her crew of bearded, butch, boundary-breaking icons they will be Governance Tokens that’ll have collectors foaming at the mouth for a chance to shape the future of $SHIM
Why It’s a Banger: Built on XRP’s lightning-fast ledger, $SHIM is quick. Secure, scalable, and ready to moon faster than you can say “flannel is fashion.”
Why You’ll Buy: Because you’re not boring. You want in on a coin that’s got more edge than Jeff’s man-bun and more attitude than a drag queen’s clapback. Plus, those NJeff T’s? They’re gonna be governance powered collectibles so wild they’ll make your grandma’s knitting circle look like a death metal mosh pit.
So, grab your wallet, head to First Ledger and snag some $SHIM before Jeff, the Bearded Bitch, chops down the supply with her trusty axe. This isn’t just a coin—it’s a lifestyle, a rebellion, and a chance to laugh all the way to the bank. Join the $SHIM revolution, where the beards are bold, the vibes are butch, and the profits are potentially biblical— all under the glorious leadership of Jeff, the Bearded Bitch. Let’s make crypto weird again!
$SHIM COIN ROADMAP
-Phase 1 Launch and Initial Consolidation:
Token Launch: $SHIM launches on the XRP Ledger with a total supply of 100,000,000,000 tokens.
Devs hold 5% of the supply (5,000,000,000 $SHIM) in a public wallet, not for operational costs but to be burned in the next phase. Wallet address is transparent.
-Phase 2 Dev Burn and Community Governance:
Dev Balance Burn: The entire 5% dev balance (5,000,000,000 $SHIM) is burned to zero in a public, verifiable transaction on the XRP Ledger, making $SHIM fully community controlled.
SHIM becomes community-run with governance via 250 NFTs.
Begin Loyalty rewards for Early holders. All wallets holding 500 million or more $SHIM from 8/09 12PM CST through 9/7 12 PM CST will receive 5% loyalty reward. Only the amount in your wallet at the start of the promotion will be eligible and only coins held through the whole promotion will be eligible. This promotion closes at 12 PM CST on 9/7 and another will open up on 9/8 12PM CST.
Dex Update paid the day after the first rewards promotion begins
Mint 250 unique $SHIM Governance NFTs on the XRP Ledger. A portion profits from NFT sales fund the $SHIM ecosystem and community-voted future development.
Governance Mechanics:
Each NFT grants one vote on decisions like partnerships or campaigns etc. with votes held in a token-gated Telegram chat accessible only to NFT holders. the goal is to burn the dev balance, begin loyalty rewards, establish community governance with 250 NFTs on XRP Ledger, use portion of NFT profits for ecosystem support and community-voted initiatives, release our first application, and continue conduct votes in a token-gated Telegram chat on any future advancements.
Control: 5% dev balance burned to zero, fully transparent. Community-Run: 250 NFTs give holders control via votes in a token-gated Telegram chat, with profits funding the ecosystem.
Eligible 5 % Early Loyalty Rewards Wallets 8/9-9/7
rJhKLKFe6CZrZNo4rPN37eTAjDU38AXNUT- 5 billion
rN8Qz77BhifxSwRKdSMozWmPSYjkzVRegG- 5 billion
r93eBUMcbGL2BngQ3AL4vXvRHEHu1vmybt- 3 billion
rL1dVR3eTmnKy4pUxcxq6D5VyRWgDvy3UY- 3 billion
rpUgNMNPDP12DRxxyeN4ZkRrvkSTiyKS2T- 3 billion
rGvtYwvnnVaaVYC6WZ36mv3iiUGyEMB2Nd- 3 billion
rHV9A9VEa1fF5ibka93QqfMot5HgvvD8Qr- 3 billion
r9637RuQhx7GVx6xYmtgEyaR4V31xxnvAY- 3 billion
r9ChpVnCWwSKVr5iiJAXcD9H1Loc8qkS4n- 2 billion
rJa4rMcdd1ZYMUWeb4Syr2c4rx7zbs7BJA- 2 billion
r3s6vcPUf7CvxnAYk3w8U6boDAoPVKAAu5- 2 billion
rGuzyRPeHtrXPr5CkkDTicG7s8HnK6mxCC- 2 billion
rNArJGLMEfziDeyzAfiGijqk89VGaNtAge- 2 billion
rGTsMEYdCoYxvHpGjZ4BM5biHsSrNPWuTp- 2 billion
rUvKb93mVWNsjCtg2QEUDGx7uYQ9y6fzXR- 1 billion
rKaeMwtAn2hQfNcGmLHswQEymdiSEmgSR8- 1 billion
r9NMTo9RNFDxDfdnfY8UrCy2VLFqLWEJdi- 1 billion
rp8zqok2ch4Db574VsWuPys5iAG43v9zd6- 1 billion
rnqA9U1dCuZYR62jqxQW1XsvxZwnHSevJb- 1 billion
rhowFyKdUpZRpZT8BiDMocNranaUUyS3vv- 1 billion
rKgTXcPRbJaLGoy2Cx5jPJFp7WHATswR8X- 1 billion
r3Dx3rLhovqiSLuVxGbyHB15HE67i9KJ4x- 1 billion
rpV72GpqSa3P3zJoUkvVcwpiwniNE4YEro- 1 billion
rrspBq3q6XESoQmVrdahi8wTuSp3WvFxiV- 1 billion
rE7vgqnaZaFGTiDDVxXAdreZ6L1FCZuWa2- 727 million
rMZVxbp4zZ3U965YizFZhz9w7mjiUzCKfE- 710 million
rNfQd9dXxkoN1uihRk3kWEheNvN28A6a3- 612 million
rwVHu12UrG7GYSDDsJeSSFuETcExYpQELw- 546 million
rE4oweQWmVrT4e6pj3VuymQ6sVjVbnyFnL- 530 million
The wallets listed above are eligible for the 5% early loyalty rewards promotion. Only $SHIM holdings of 500 million or more at the start of each 30-day cycle and held through the end of each cycle will be eligible to receive the 5% reward. Must hold your shim through the entirety of this first promotion to be eligible for the 5% reward going forward, if your shim is not held through the whole 30-day promotion you will not receive your reward and you will only receive a 2% reward on $SHIM holdings over 500 million in all future loyalty reward cycles.